Eminem proves 12-year old intellect AGAIN, Seth Rogen say Katherine Heigl is "bat$#!t"

From the Associated Press- Eminem once again puts 12-year old angst into a Suessian rhyme and puts music to it, this time whining about ex-girlfriend Mariah Carey and her new husband Nick Cannon. After previous comments from Mr. Mathers, Cannon said in a blog that "homeboy is still obsessed with my wife", which led to a mocking of Mathers in the video for Carey's song "Obsessed". Eminem then proved he wasn't obsessed by writing a song about her, including lines like "...it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?". I will be rushing out today to not buy his new album, if I want to listen to a child whine about life being unfair, several of my friends have small children.

Meanwhile, over at the ever-intellectual Howard Stern Show on satellite radio, Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow soon left pimping their new movie "Funny People" in favor of attacking Katherine Heigl, who dared to say that she found the movie "Knocked Up", which she and Rogen co-starred in, was "a little sexist". Rather than acknowledge that yes, it was indeed a little sexist, a comedy about a guy who gets his one-night stand pregnant is bound to be at least a little sexist, Rogen replies that "it's not like we're the only people she said some bats--t crazy things about. That's kind of her bag now." I think we can safely say that there will never be a "Knocked Up II", or any other movie combining Rogen and Heigl. My advice to Seth- calling a former co-star "bats--t crazy" when she's right doesn't make her look bad, it makes you look stupid. Just admit that Judd's movies tend to be a little sexist, it's part of what makes them funny.

Jay takes shot from The Most Annoying Woman In America

from AP, Joan Rivers, THE Most Annoying Woman in America (or anywhere else, for that matter), took a shot at Jay Leno during an interview, saying that it's a good thing that he's on earlier now, people will be bored to sleep earlier, and get more rest. What a bitch. Let's face it Joan, we all know that you are still bitter that you didn't get asked to replace Johnny Carson, even though you guest-hosted for him WAY too many times, but for the love of god, GET OVER IT ALREADY! Jay is THE most popular guy on TV, and no matter how many cheap shots you take at him, NOBODY is going to watch your new show, which just happens to be on opposite Jay. Do you *really* think anyone besides Melissa would change from Jay Leno to watch you? The only reason ANYONE watches you is because we're waiting for the stitches to pop loose, and all of the lifted face to come bursting loose, making you look like a Shar-Pei (you know, the wrinkle dogs).

Personally, I'm not going to watch either of them, re-runs of NCIS and CSI are on then.